| Some thought I was a mushroom the first time I | | | | denied me. At the time of my fathers father, all the |
| came around. I wonder what they will think of me | | | | smart Jews left for parts unknown. The remaining 2 |
| when I return this time. Probably a bottle of cheap | | | | tribes were ruining the neighborhood. They said |
| wine, or Vodka. Depends on which nationality will be | | | | Abraham was wrong leaving Iraq and went back. |
| asked. In some communities I could be mistaken for | | | | Popular belief was to leave it up to the kings and |
| a bad epidemic of crack houses.Too get those starry | | | | priests to fight it out amongst themselves. And if the |
| eyes everyone in the world thinks I will have, as by | | | | truth be known, only 20% of the 2 tribes disliked me |
| all those movies depicting me, I would have to do | | | | anyway. The ones it was easier to fit a camel |
| more drugs than appeared in all the Cheech and | | | | through an eye of a needle than themselves through |
| Chong movies. Or by the compassionate | | | | the gates of heaven.They still expect me to pay for |
| conservative Christian Right, I would have to slay all | | | | the damage done to those tables. |
| the sinners and homosexuals, aborters , and liberals | | | | But I go on too much. The real reason all those |
| who asked questions. They love the Armageddon | | | | Gnostic texts got lost in the desert and the |
| scenes of war filled with brimstone and fire.But | | | | mountains, I talk too much. The four gospels you |
| truthfully Armageddon is a peace summit of sorts. I | | | | know and love, was a long worked on edited cliff |
| wonder if the hotel in Megeddo is still holding my | | | | notes version. But the gripe that is really getting to |
| reservation? Basically, when I show up, no will notice. | | | | me is, no one does for themselves. Why do you |
| They will still be waiting for Jesus the miracle pill.Well | | | | think I high tailed it out of there the first time. Heal |
| this time I ain't getting nailed to any tree while a | | | | me this, miracle me that, a good Jewish boy could |
| bunch of hicks get drunk in lounge chairs thinking | | | | get no rest.But for real, here is the message. Stick to |
| they are going to heaven. Just because my arms | | | | the Beatitudes and call it a day. But remember I am |
| have nine inches of petal piercing them! Most of the | | | | the son of man and you are the son of God. As well |
| movie going world flocked to the Passion to watch | | | | as I am the son of God, and you are the son of |
| me get the shit kicked out of me, just so they can | | | | man. I am the teacher and the way, your job as |
| go back to grazing in the fields thinking I will save | | | | student is to learn and become a peer and then |
| their lives. Savior of the Couch Potatoes. No one | | | | teach me something. Masters are peers, Doctorates |
| went to see the Gospel of John narrated by | | | | are those who create and ad something new to a |
| Christopher Plummer that was in the theater at the | | | | science or art. May you all become that.For in truth |
| same time! If they did they would actually have to | | | | the universe is getting a little bit boring, watching re |
| learn something to save their own lives. Buddha was | | | | runs of the big bang gets old. So grow up and |
| right, keep all your miracles behind closed doors. No I | | | | remember you will never find me in the bottom of a |
| did not have to listen, So I ended up doing three | | | | bottle, a mushroom, apathy, fear, president, or an |
| shows a day at the sands. The sands on the other | | | | order. Only inside yourselves and in your own actions. |
| side of the Golem heights that is. What am I Jesus | | | | At that time I can build a log Cabin and retire into the |
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| first time I was ignored. 2 out of 12 Jewish tribes | | | | |